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December 18, 2010

How the Democrat delegate became a Republican

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2008 Democratic National Convention…How the delegate became a Republican

It will be interesting to watch the Democratic National Convention this year as they decide on their presidential candidate.

The agenda for the convention should be entertaining as the delegates arrive in their refurbished Yugo’s and the “do as I say and not as I do” party elite arrive in their tax payer funded private jets and S.U.V.’s.

The delegates will feel welcomed as they pay a “Convention Tax”, greeted by Ted Kennedy purposing a toast to each of them in their arrival.

The convention begins with an American flag-burning ceremony followed by a “pledge of allegiance” to the U.N.flag in French.

Ted Kennedy then purposes a toast during the opening prayer to a tree by Al Gore.

There celebration begins with an anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore and an anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

The delegates each pay the “Anti-War Rally and Concert Tax” with the proceeds going to the “Freedom Fighter Defense Fund” at Guantanamo Bay.

Ted Kennedy proposes anther toast as multiple gay marriage ceremony begins.

The delegates are relieved to know that N.A.M.B.L.A., a man-boy homosexual love club, will be supplying the day care at the regular tax rate.

Ted Kennedy purposes another toast as Sandy Berger host the “Top Secret Document ‘Stuff it’ and Run” Contest.

Ted Kennedy purposes another toast as the workshops begin . The delegates pay their “Workshop Attendance Tax” and have a variety of choices including “Why our troops are War Criminals” by John Kerry, “Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay” by Sean Penn, “Oval Office Affairs” by Bill Clinton, “Make up Tips” by Janet Reno, and the “Terrorist Appeasement Workshop” co-hosted by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

Ted Kennedy purposes another toast as Hugo Chavez give a speech and a toast to the departure of “the Great Satan”, George W. Bush. With that line, the delegates give a standing ovation and Ted Kennedy says, “I’ll drink to that.”

Then a surprise announcement occurs as Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad does a satellite address to the convention expressing his gratitude to the delegates and Democratic leaders for their alliance in their joint cause.

Ted Kennedy purposes another toast as Cindy Sheehan then leads the Saddam Husein Memorial Rally.

The delegates then head to the award ceremony and pay their “Ceremonial Tax” as Dan Rather is awarded the “Truth in Broadcasting Award” by Michael Moore.

Senator Robert “KKK” Byrd begins to read from his new book “My Rise from the Klan to C-Span” as he is interrupted in the nomination of the Democratic candidate Barack Hussein Obama.

Immediately, Robert “KKK” Byrd attempts to filibuster the nomination since Barack Hussein Obama is black.

Barack Hussein Obama tells the crowd how great it will be to have”Socialism”,where everyone should depend on the government.

Ted Kennedy purposes a toast to everyone in attendance.

Fleetwood Mac closes the convention with the Democrat Theme Song, “Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies” as Bill Clinton ask Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

The delegates then leave paying their “Departure Tax”.

One delegate standing there with his DNC balloon and says to himself, ” This is not the Democrat party of my grandparents or even my parents. What happened? The Democrat party has changed and does not reflect hard working, normal people any longer. It has been hijacked by these radical leaders and radical organizations. This party is just crazy!

Immediately, he lets go of his DNC balloon and drops his program book into the trash. He realizes his money was taxed on foolishness and decides to trade in his Yugo for a safe comfortable vehicle.

He immediately re registers as a Republican and feels free of Socialized Liberalism. He is grateful to God for our freedoms in America and also grateful to our military and veterans for protecting us and making America the greatest country in the world.

And that is how the Democrat delegate become a Republican!


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